I'm a writer, performer, and a proud nerd.
In this blog you'll see what I ship and just how hard I ship them. This blog is all sorts of homoerotic.
DFTBA
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Payback’s a bitch aint it ;)
love your roommate Sondra (http://sondrrrraaaa528.tumblr.com/)
Discovery World: Eel
Snowflake moray eel
(Source: redliquish)
f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*cops knock on door* “open up the door we smell marijuana” WHOEVER SMELT IT DEALT IT i scream at the door. *long pause* *police apologize* *muffled sound of handcuffs clicking outside*
Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.
Rear Window | Alfred Hitchcock | 1954
(Source: theofmoviestills)
(Source: alittlefurtheroutoftheway)
every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes
(Source: filharmagic)
If you aren’t dancing while cooking you are obviously doing it wrong.