I'm a writer, performer, and a proud nerd.

In this blog you'll see what I ship and just how hard I ship them. This blog is all sorts of homoerotic.

DFTBA

 

Payback’s a bitch aint it ;)

love your roommate Sondra (http://sondrrrraaaa528.tumblr.com/)

fasterfood:

f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*cops knock on door* “open up the door we smell marijuana” WHOEVER SMELT IT DEALT IT i scream at the door. *long pause* *police apologize* *muffled sound of handcuffs clicking outside*

instaplur:

Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.

popcornmassacre:

every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes

(Source: filharmagic)